Things that make you go Hmmmm....

I sometimes feel that I have too much time on my hands. For example, things like this go through my head...

Have you ever shat on a toilet that sits in front of a mirror? Did you feel like someone was watching you?

Weekend Frivolity

This past Saturday night I went to a class reunion. It was the class of 89'. The strange thing was, I graduated in 93' and we were in the town of one of my hometown's conference rivals.

You see, one of my sisters friends is from that town and graduated that year. He invited her and her husband, and she invited me and my wife.

The only reason we went was because a friend of ours was in the band that was playing. The first thing he said to us was "He will never do weddings and he will never do class reunions again".

It was wild. Everyone from the 80's dances like they are still in the 80's. All of the dance moves from Pretty in Pink and Better off Dead were in effect, yet these folks were pushing 35 instead of 17. It was pretty much down hill after the first set. We enjoyed it emensely, but the actual reunion folk slowly disappeared. Our friend who was singing kept pretending that he still had a crowd. His best line of the night was "I've had move people watching me shovel snow." Pour guy. It got so bad that the members of the band were going to the snack table while still performing.

I can't say my night matched Goose's, but we still had fun in our "private" show.

"New" Headquarters

News flash:

Turf's Eye View is the official headquarters of:
naked wrestling Lithuanian midgets dipped in ice cream.

So if you want to see some naked wrestling Lithuanian midgets dipped in ice cream.
go to the naked wrestling Lithuanian midgets dipped in ice cream headquarters.

It is the best place to see naked wrestling Lithuanian midgets dipped in ice cream.

I take that back....

After watching the finals of the WOMEN's filed hocky, I believe that the sticks are just the right length. I think it was the dutch women, in little orange skirt/short/skort? outfits while bending and stooping that changed my mind.

They should just outlaw men's field hockey all together.

Field Hockey?

Talk about a goofy sport. The idea is good, but the equipment they use is bunk. The sticks are way too short. Everyone is running around like a bunch of gerries on walkers. Don't you think that full sized sticks would be better?

Taxman Cometh

I went to the doctor the other day to get a physical (turn your head and cough..) I noticed one thing while waiting in the "weighting" room. People are fat. I am not necessarily skinny by any means, I just hide it well. But these folks were fat. If they weren't at the doctors office to get dieting advice, they should have been. I agree that it is a disease of sorts, and that you need help to loose weight sometimes.

So I am offering my help. I propose a fat tax. Everyone over 16 gets weighed once a year and pays per pound in excess of your preferred weight range. Now before everyone gets their panties in a bunch, I do realize that there would have to be a range of acceptable weights per height. I am fairly stocky and had usually exceeded my "preferred" weight even when fit and trim. So, we would have to be careful when determining the chart.

If that doesn't fly, how about a fat toll? When entering and leaving certain streets across america, you have to weigh in and pay according to the numbers of pounds you exceed the chart.

What do you think?

Screw Labatt's...I want some Rainier!

Check out this story: Bear Guzzles 36 beer's, passes out. http://www.realbeer.com/news/articles/news-002306.php

Ok....I decided to return. Much to my dismay. I don't know if it is the brand new computer at work, with high speed, or the fact that I just need to vent a little.

Feel free to spread the word. I promise to be short winded...and I have eliminated the Friday Fill-In. Yea!

Please check back, I am planning on doing some interior decorating again, so things will be looking different.

Friday F_ll - I_

Here's a quicky. Sorry about the lack of posts but my wifes grandmother past away recently and we have been busy.

1> Ugliest actor/actress?

2> Most handsome actor?

3> Most beautiful actress?


later.