Knock knock...who's there?

My buddy who teaches next door to me passed this along, and since I don't have much to say otherwise, I thought I would share it.

Blonde freshman to her teacher: Does knocked-up mean you have had sex or that you're pregnant?

I am not sure exactly what he told her, but he did set her straight. I told him he should have said: Knocking-boots is having sex, knocked-up is pregnant.

Then my buddy told me he was thinking how maybe he should have told her: "get all up in that bitch" meant having sex in ebonics. Luckilyhe refrained.

2 reasons...

2 reasons I want a camera phone and 2 reasons why my wife won't allow it.


As seen at the area mall this past weekend....

* A decorative sign that said Hope, but read Herpe (the cursive was pooor)

* A mannequin at Vicki's Secrets with a prominent camel-toe.


I have a shitty $20 pocket digital that I need to carry just for that occasion, but always seem to forget. So, you will have to imagine it.

A&P

Anatomy lesson of the week (Reproduction unit):

Me: "What is the function of the scrotum?"



Girl in front row: "...it holds your balls."



Me (after much outloud chuckling): "Yep...that's right, it holds your balls. Let's try and use the proper term of testes from now on."