GoodTimesWasted

First things first, I wish I could remember calling you. I also called B and explained to him how to spell his name; " Poosay", and I had a 7 minute conversation with Puffer that I have removed from memory also. For your answer -- Try Whale Tails

Secondly, try this if your bored at work: Disc Golf

Turdoshima.....

I teach at a small HS and we don't have a shitter in the teachers lounge like many schools. So, I have two choices, only one if I didn't coach. I can use the coaches office shitter - which I do regularily, or I can use the student one.

Option One
The coaches shitter is hardly ever cleaned but we keep it quite neat. The only trails left are of the vapor kind. I posted a sign in there the other day about Code Brown. That is our school alert for weather related emergencies, but I think it fits a good shit better than a tornado. The sign reads; " Code Brown ~ In case of an emergency, seek shelter and assume the position." It has this dude plugging his nose on it.

Option 2
We have this one shitter on the HS end of the building that looks as if a war has occured. The only thing missing is the corpses. You try and avert your gaze, but it is near impossible. So, you see this stall with shit and TP everywhere - a turd Hiroshima. To top it off our janitors don't do squat, so it may look that way for a day or more.



Hope everyone has a good weekend!

Mr. Lugol

Sounds like a band name to me. Maybe "Mr. Lugol and the Iodines" I was giving an exam today and we needed to use Lugol's solution. To those that are not science minded, Lugols is an Iodine solution. so, I am readying the stuff for the kids, and I feel an itch on my chin, so I scratch. SOB, I didn't say that but I was thinking it as I pulled my iodine coated finger away from my foss (face). It was a good teaching moment because I could show the students what Iodine does to your skin...it STAINS IT!! FRICK! So I have this coool birth-mark-looking/ orange yellow smear on my chin. I know Turf, who shares half of my brain, is thinking of a slanderous gay/chin/smear joke right know. Make sure you check the comments to see what he has cleverly written.

This weekend I am heading back to the 'Ween. That's short for Oelwein. Actually pronounced Ol-wine...I know, Old Wine. Anyways, we are heading home to see my sister and bro-in-law to see a band. Not really a band, it is the guy who played gee-tar at our wedding, and he has two brothers who used to be in a band playing with him. We call the two brothers; "The Smoking Drinking Doctor and his Brother the Lawyer". A great band name if you ask me. We only call them that becuase one is a smoking drinking doctor and his brother is a lawyer.

Have a good weekend everyone.