Sorry, I have nothing titty to say.

What a boob I am.

Caaaaaarne Asada

Things I know at this moment:

• I am bored. No, I am fucking bored.
• I watch waaaay too much TV.
• McD's is only good when you least expect it, you can't go in thinking it will be good, you will only be disappointed.
• Uhmmmmmm.
• Headaches suck balls.
• Having too much on your mind leads to headaches.
• Headaches can be cured by drinking.
• My wife is a good hearted woman, and I am her good time'n man.
• I don't want to go to work tomorrow....no wait, I don't want to go to work ever.
• Beer currently in my fridge: Milwaukee's Best Light (the Beast) and Schmidt heavy.
• The end of this list couldn't come sooner.

Let me go oooooonnnnnn.........

Does a song about masturbation really make someone hungry for a burger? Come on Wendy's, give us a break.

Although Gano claims that the song is not about masturbation, if you are between the ages of 30-40, that is the first thing you think of ..."big hands I know your the one..."

The burger does come with a cheesy sauce.