During the holiday break the topic of nicknames came up. Although it has been discussed before, this time it really got me thinking. I have a very large percentage of friends with nicknames. Not just shortened versions of their first names, completely different names in many cases. My wife is often confused with who is who when their real names are actually used. Hell, even I get confused sometimes. Let me try and explain...........
Sometimes the nickname serves a purpose, like delineating between two people with like names.We have a
'Big Lee' and a
'Little Lee'. Which works out nice because 'Big Lee' is big, and 'Little Lee' is littler. I rode RAGBRAI w/ three Johns.
'Big John',
'Long Haired John', and
'Girly Man'.
Sometimes it doesn't serve any real purpose.I know a
'Muggsy', aka.
'Muggs'. I know a
'Rollie', and a
'Jame-o'. My brother-in-law is
'Range', sounds like ran-ja. Two buddies from college,
'Stimpy' or
'Stimp' and
'Nige'. An acquaintance named
'Pookie' and one
'Barney'. My dad's friend
'Wild Bill'. I know two "animals",
'Bird' and
'Duck'. I know
'Scooter', and
'Icky'. I can't forget
'Quiet Dave' or
'Jamal' either.
Sometimes there are more than one per family.I know a
'Hilly' and his cousin,
'Tango'. I know two brothers,
'Buck' and
'Hoon', and their father
'Fiddy'. I know two other brothers,
'Wag' and
'Hounddog'. They have another brother who I don't know very well, but I do know they used to call him
'T'. Two more brothers,
'Pony Boy' and
'Beat'.
Sometimes the nickname is an alteration of their last names.I have a good buddy
'Giese'. And our friend '
Hawsie'. Then there's
'Damage' who is also known simply as
'D' or
'Heavy D' if my buddy Dallas is around, because he is also
'D'. Then there is a
'Goo', who has two brothers who are also referred to as 'Goo'.
Some friends are only known by their last names. If you were to use their first names ever, most people would have to say, "Matt who?" or "Who?"Here are some of the many. Plotz, Rundle, Haws, Arnold, Doyle, Lawless, Olander, etc. etc. There are a couple special cases here,
'Mitchell', who is sometimes called
'Mitch'. This is a special case because it is extra confusing. Since Mitchell is also a common first name, my wife once asked me, "What's Mitchells last name?" I don't think I ever recall anyone calling him Matt. And of course Troy. Troy is special because we have merely pushed his first and last names together,
'Troychurch'. You all now know him as
'Gooseneck'.
Sometimes people don't know they have a nickname, or wished they didn't.I know a girl that used to be called
'Bloody Mary' and one called
'Dead Fish', and another called
'Sweetness'. I can't leave out
'Denise the Grease'. We have a cop we call
'Fat Phil' and I know two
'Dirty Franks'. When I was still in high school there were several, 'Fi-fi', 'Cyclops', 'Stubby', 'Mr. Mac', 'Booger', 'Iron Tit', 'Torpedo Tits', 'Cave man', and 'Grabb'in Grub'.
Personally, I have had several.In elementary school I was 'Rubharb' or simply 'Rube' or 'Rubes'. One of my grandpa's always called me 'Jake', he called my cousin Al 'Charlie'. We never did figure out why, but that was probably my favorite.
My name sounds like a nickname anyway, Beane. So, some people who hear someone call me that think it is my nickname. I had some people ask me once, "What is your real name?" Uh....that is my real name.
The most common one is 'Beaner'.
So, what's in a name? A lot I guess.
I know I have left some people out. Feel free to remind me.